Haters throw salt like rice at a wedding! - Just another way to control you

WTF? Check this out: http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/The-top-5-reasons-why-MLB-should-ban-the-hip-bum?urn=mlb,87384

Basically the writer wants to ban players from jumping up and bumping hips when athletes are celebrating.

Why this is the most ridiculous thing ever:

1) The people doing them are NOT doing it against their will. No, in fact, they are doing it to celebrate.
2) I could see if they were being obscene and rude to the crowd or something, but they're not, they're enjoying themselves
3) The writer listed "There's too much potential for awkward photos" as a reason. Are you kidding? Who cares? It's not like they are models!
4) Or this reason:The elderly would have trouble bumping hips" --well, Im sure these "elderly" will refrain from doing it. If not, then they will live with the consequences. Its like the "elderly" are out there playing in wheelchairs and using walkers!
5) We live in a free world here in the USA. If I want to jump and bump, then I'll do it.