My Presidential Application for 2008
Nov. 6th, 2007 | 08:50 am
mood:
chipper
Full Name: Alissa
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Party affiliation: Leans towards conservative
Have you ever been arrested? No.
What for? Nothing.
Served jail time? No.
Have you ever used drugs? Yes.
What drugs? a few
Been convicted of drug possession? No.
Have you ever smuggled something illegal into the country? No.
Do you have a scandalous past? Not too much.
Please explain: Im sure most of you already know
Personality/Beliefs/Values
What are your views on world domination? i dont think one culture/country should dominate the world.
Do you have any religious ideologies? hmmmm. no affliations at the moment.
How do you feel about trampling the rights of states within the US? i think we should live by the consitution and how the U.S. was founded.
What about trampling the rights of other countries? no. live and let live.
Do you think any drugs should be legalized? Possibly.
Do you believe that you are always right? Hell no.
Do you value the opinions of others? Yes.
Are you able to admit when you are wrong? I am wrong most of the time!
Do you believe that it is ok to go on vacation during a crisis? No, I would want to lead the crisis and assist as I can.
Do you believe in the philosophy of screw the little guy? No.
Do you believe it is the governments responsibility to take care of people? Hell no. I dont want the gov't to control me
and what I do.
What are your views on the current state of the welfare system? I think a lot of people should be kicked off it and it should be for those who actually need it. There should also be a length of time you can be on it in your ENTIRE lifetime.
How do you feel about the current state of Social Security? I think we should fix it so that the original plan of how it would work could come back into play.
Do you believe that when you are old enough to collect you will be able to? hell no. i think that whole deal is fucked the way its going.
What would you do to ease/solve the oil crisis? some people may say by a hybrid car. while, i believe this may help the environment, i do not believe it will solve it. i actually think they're a joke and a fad and people are being brainwashed.
Would you protect the environment? yes but not at the detrement of people.
Would you go to war with countries unprovoked? there must be a reason i'd want to.....
Do you believe in eminent domain? if i knew what it was, id tell ya!
Who would you appoint to the Supreme Court? someone who could do it without bias and could be fair regardless
of their political affliation or beliefs.
How would you handle devastating natural disasters like Hurricane Katrina? Get the people out of there ahead of time but even before that have a disaster relief intiative that would be "on call" in any cases of storms that could be like katrina.
Would you make your own decisions or what your parents wanted you to do? my parents may not agree, but i have to make my own decisions.
Would you travel in the black limos or incognito? incognito
Now, on to your experience and qualifications......
Have you ever declared war? nope.
Have you ever used nuclear force? im pretty sure i havent
Would you ever do either? if there was a need to use that kind of force, yes.
Have you had an affair with your intern? nope!
Do you have friends in low places to hide your secrets? possibly.
Do you have friends in high places to give you lots of money? maybe not a huge amount of money, but they can pull
their weight.
Have you ever had to lead a discussion? yeah in school.
Are you able to have a conversation without sounding like an idiot? sometimes.
Do you stutter? no.
Do you use insensitive words in public like crusade and savage? not on a daily basis
Do you have an IQ score about 25? no, its higher!
Can you say the alphabet backwards? sure, i could try
Have you ever been caught in a compromising situation? Yes.
Can you count with your shoes on and your hands in your pockets? def.
Have you ever had someone taken care of? nope. wanted to tho.
Did you only marry your spouse because one of you was knocked up? n/a
Do you have grey hair yet? Nope.
Do you tend to shift blame onto people who can't defend themselves? no. i take responsibility even if it SUCKS.
Are you in oil and all that's associated with that? No but i wish
Do you wear cowboy boots to work? Nah.
Can you sign your name quickly? Yes.
Can you spell your name correctly? Yes.
Are you able to sit in front of a phone and not push all the buttons? Yes.
Do you know how to read? Yes.
Are you capable of having any independent thoughts? Yes.
Do you know what those are? Yes.
Do you believe in the freedom of speech? def do.
Do you just want to take a huge crap on individual's civil rights? No.
Do you believe that states are competant enough to make good decisions? Yes and they should exercise that rather
than rely on the gov't all the time. It's sort of like living at home with your parents and them paying your bills and being totally involved in your life and every decision put in front of you.
Would you put your own picture on a new form of money? Possibly but Im not that into myself.
Would you attack Canada for the fun of it? No.
Would you deport all the illegals? Yes! GOODBYE. Come back legally.
Would you institute mandatory sterilization for stupid people? Prolly not but I sure would want to.....wanna know why?
Take a look at the news once in a while. If you want to learn more about a test I wish I could put into effect, just holla.
Do you make babies cry? No.
Do you make old ladies cry? No.
